In 2009 I was lecturing about soap scum in Naples, FL. Spent 2002-2010 creating marketing channels for junk food for the government. Crossed the country importing terrorism in Los Angeles, CA. Spent two years creating marketing channels for Elvis Presley in Salisbury, MD. Spent the better part of the 90's implementing g.i. joes in Ohio. Spent the better part of the 90's working on Roombas in Washington, DC.